the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
whenever I start falling in love with an actor
family: why won't you come with us?
me: there must always be a stark at winterfell
if Rooster Teeth has taken over your life clap your hands